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Don't Lick the Minivan

Don't Lick the Minivan

Author: Leanne Shirtliffe

Publisher: Skyhorse

ISBN: 9781634509251

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 304

View: 438

As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia’s sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia. In Don’t Lick the Minivan, Shirtliffe captures the bizarre aspects of parenting in her edgy, honest voice. She explores the hazards of everyday life with children such as: The birthday party where neighborhood kids took home skin rashes from the second-hand face paint she applied. The time she discovered her twins carving their names into her minivan’s paint with rocks. The funeral she officiated for “Stripper Barbie.” The horror of glitter. And much more! Shirtliffe eventually realizes that even if she can’t teach her kids how to tie their shoelaces, she’s a good enough mom. At least good enough to start saving for her twins’ therapy fund. And possibly her own. Shirtliffe’s memoir might not replace a therapist, but it is a lot cheaper.
Don't Lick the Minivan
Language: en
Pages: 304

Don't Lick the Minivan

Authors: Leanne Shirtliffe
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-11-03 - Publisher: Skyhorse

As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia’s sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her
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Language: en
Pages:

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Authors: Jiang GongZi
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2019-11-20 - Publisher: Funstory

He had seized the nine dragons that defied the heavens! With the Lightning Perception surrounded, one's soul would be reincarnated, reborn into the body of the trash, Lei Nian. What? Cultivation genius? I have the Nine Dragons Stone! Unconvinced? Close the door, let loose thunder!
Parenting For Dummies
Language: en
Pages: 408

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Authors: Sandra Hardin Gookin, Dan Gookin
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2011-05-09 - Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

We humans are pretty clever. We’ve mastered fire, invented the wheel, calculated the age of the Universe, sent people to the Moon, built machines that think, and cracked the genome. So you’d think that with all our smarts, somebody would’ve come up with a surefire formula for raising kids. Maybe
Recommendations by Members of Congress Relating to Federal Employment
Language: en
Pages: 100

Recommendations by Members of Congress Relating to Federal Employment

Authors: United States, United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Governmental Affairs
Categories: Digital images
Type: BOOK - Published: 1996 - Publisher:

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Late Bloomer
Language: en
Pages: 272

Late Bloomer

Authors: Clem Bastow
Categories: Biography & Autobiography
Type: BOOK - Published: 2021-07-07 - Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing

Introducing a bold new voice in Australian nonfiction, Late Bloomer is a heartfelt coming-of-age memoir that will change the way you think about autism. Clem Bastow grew up feeling like she’d missed a key memo on human behaviour. She found the unspoken rules of social engagement confusing, arbitrary and often

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