Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Author: Celia Rivenbark

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

ISBN: 9781250038418

Category: Humor

Page: 288

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In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). Rude Bitches Make Me Tired will provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including: Navigating the agonies of check splitting ("Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?")The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as "Recline Monster" and other animals)The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)Office manners ("Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst")And much more! Good manners have never been so wickedly funny!
Rude Bitches Make Me Tired
Language: en
Pages: 288

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-10-22 - Publisher: St. Martin's Press

In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include
The Height of Rudeness
Language: en
Pages: 52

The Height of Rudeness

Authors: Celia Rivenbark
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-08-27 - Publisher: St. Martin's Press

In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of manners advice Celia Rivenbark will be dishing up in her upcoming etiquette book RUDE BITCHES MAKE ME TIRED. Have you been "wait-listed" for your friend's wedding?
Everything's Relative
Language: en
Pages: 352

Everything's Relative

Authors: Jenna McCarthy
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2016-02-02 - Publisher: Penguin

Her two memoirs were “hilarious.”* Her first novel, Pretty Much Screwed, was “brilliant.”** Now, Jenna McCarthy returns with a novel of crazy last wishes and life-changing first steps… When their mother dies, sisters Jules, Brooke, and Lexi breathe a collective sigh of relief. Their days of being hurt and controlled
Pretty Much Screwed
Language: en
Pages: 336

Pretty Much Screwed

Authors: Jenna McCarthy
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-07-07 - Publisher: Penguin

The author of the hysterical memoirs I’ve Still Got It…I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It and If It Was Easy, They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon turns her comedic talents to fiction with a novel about picking yourself up out of the gutter when life kicks
I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It
Language: en
Pages: 320

I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

Authors: Jenna McCarthy
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2014-07-01 - Publisher: Penguin

Welcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink... Jenna McCarthy might be forty-something, but she doesn’t feel forty-something. She certainly doesn’t look forty-something. (Actually she does, but she’s in denial so maybe don’t mention it?)